diff --git a/lib/constants.nix b/lib/constants.nix
index 8ff0070..2e34d6e 100644
--- a/lib/constants.nix
+++ b/lib/constants.nix
@@ -217,6 +217,10 @@ rec {
         port = 25568;
         dst = aa.kinkcraft-oci.internal.ipv4.address;
       }
+      {
+        port = 25569;
+        dst = aa.graeme-oci.internal.ipv4.address;
+      }
 
       # RCON... unsafe?
       # {
@@ -261,6 +265,11 @@ rec {
         dst = aa.kinkcraft-oci.internal.ipv4.address;
         proto = "udp";
       }
+      {
+        port = 25569;
+        dst = aa.graeme-oci.internal.ipv4.address;
+        proto = "udp";
+      }
 
       {
         port = 15636;
diff --git a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/default.nix b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/default.nix
index c99090d..e6ebc52 100644
--- a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/default.nix
+++ b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/default.nix
@@ -433,6 +433,7 @@ in
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.simpcraft-staging-oci.internal.ipv6.address} tcp dport 25565 accept
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.kevcraft-oci.internal.ipv6.address} tcp dport 25567 accept
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.kinkcraft-oci.internal.ipv6.address} tcp dport 25568 accept
+                      ip6 daddr ${aa.graeme-oci.internal.ipv6.address} tcp dport 25569 accept
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.gam.internal.ipv6.address} tcp dport 7777 accept
                       return
                     }
@@ -443,6 +444,7 @@ in
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.enshrouded-oci.internal.ipv6.address} udp dport { 15636-15637 } accept
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.kevcraft-oci.internal.ipv6.address} udp dport 25567 accept
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.kinkcraft-oci.internal.ipv6.address} udp dport 25568 accept
+                      ip6 daddr ${aa.graeme-oci.internal.ipv6.address} udp dport 25569 accept
                       ip6 daddr ${aa.gam.internal.ipv6.address} udp dport 7777 accept
                       return
                     }
diff --git a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/dns.nix b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/dns.nix
index 36659eb..e195e01 100644
--- a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/dns.nix
+++ b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/estuary/dns.nix
@@ -168,6 +168,8 @@ in
             kevcraft IN AAAA ${allAssignments.kevcraft-oci.internal.ipv6.address}
             kinkcraft IN A ${assignments.internal.ipv4.address}
             kinkcraft IN AAAA ${allAssignments.kinkcraft-oci.internal.ipv6.address}
+            graeme IN A ${assignments.internal.ipv4.address}
+            graeme IN AAAA ${allAssignments.graeme-oci.internal.ipv6.address}
             terraria IN A ${assignments.internal.ipv4.address}
             terraria IN AAAA ${allAssignments.gam.internal.ipv6.address}
 
diff --git a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/default.nix b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/default.nix
index 7715328..799bdab 100644
--- a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/default.nix
+++ b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/default.nix
@@ -55,6 +55,7 @@ in
       enshrouded-oci = 5;
       kevcraft-oci = 6;
       kinkcraft-oci = 7;
+      graeme-oci = 8;
     };
 
     configuration = { lib, pkgs, modulesPath, config, assignments, allAssignments, ... }:
diff --git a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/minecraft/default.nix b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/minecraft/default.nix
index e3747d0..c53be9a 100644
--- a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/minecraft/default.nix
+++ b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/minecraft/default.nix
@@ -186,6 +186,46 @@ in
         ];
       };
 
+      graeme = {
+        # 2026.2.1-java21-alpine
+        image = "itzg/minecraft-server@sha256:82adaddfe0156f07c34228f1c1065cdbd298abc174de0a9961abb068b11beebb";
+
+        environment = {
+          TYPE = "VANILLA";
+          SERVER_PORT = "25569";
+          QUERY_PORT = "25569";
+
+          EULA = "true";
+          ENABLE_QUERY = "true";
+          ENABLE_RCON = "false";
+          MOTD = "§4§k----- §9G§ar§ba§ce§dm§ee §4§k-----";
+          ICON = "/ext/icon.png";
+
+          EXISTING_WHITELIST_FILE = "SYNCHRONIZE";
+          WHITELIST = concatStringsSep "," [
+            op
+            # ... :(
+          ];
+          EXISTING_OPS_FILE = "SYNCHRONIZE";
+          OPS = op;
+          DIFFICULTY = "normal";
+          SPAWN_PROTECTION = "0";
+          VIEW_DISTANCE = "20";
+
+          MAX_MEMORY = "4G";
+
+          TZ = "Europe/Dublin";
+        };
+
+        volumes = [
+          "graeme_data:/data"
+          "${./graeme.png}:/ext/icon.png:ro"
+        ];
+
+        extraOptions = [
+          ''--network=colony:${dockerNetAssignment allAssignments "graeme-oci"}''
+        ];
+      };
     };
 
     services = {
diff --git a/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/minecraft/graeme.png b/nixos/boxes/colony/vms/whale2/minecraft/graeme.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ea64561
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